I was sitting at home, minding my own business when I got a text from a friend. She asked me about this guy she has been dating. She told me the story and I told her what I thought. Sometimes I just need to keep my mouth shut. Maybe I would have more friends. Now, if you ask me my opinion, I will ask you if you really want me to tell you. The thing is I will tell you, the good, the bad and the unexceptionally ugly. I don't hold back, I don't pull punches, and I warn you of this. My son asked my opinion once, and didn't speak to me for six months. With that being said, here is my opinion on a few things, the good the bad and the extremely ugly. The best part, nobody asked me. NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!
I think all politicians should have to take a lie detector test. This would eliminate about 95% of the government. If you want to run for office, you will have to take the test. If you don't take the test, you cant run. Then you have to take random lie detector test. (sound familiar) If we have to take drug test to maintain employment, they should have to take the test to stay in office. I am so tired of being lied too, this would take care of it.(throw a drug test in for good measure)
To all the men out there, Women are inherently evil. If we want you to do something, we will twist and turn you until you cant tell which way is up, then we will slam you down. Once you are bloody and broken, we will tell you everything is fine, then make you sleep on the couch. (good place for you to lick your wounds) We have become for the lack of a better term, Sadist. And we like it.
To all the women out there, Men are gullible but not stupid. They will play along with the game until they cant take anymore. When that happens, they want to take control, and you let them.(to a point) I do want to say when they feel like they have the power,(or so they think) the sex becomes unbelievable. You get a cross between a mad man on a mission, and the sexy romantic in the romance novels.(okay a girl can dream cant she?)
I don't give a flying rats ass if Snookie is pregnant. Does she even really know who the father is? I hate her almost as much as I hate Kim Kardashian. Why the hell do people care so much about spoiled rich ass bitches? They are handed everything, and people care why? I would like to meet both of them just so I can tell them in person how utterly stupid they really are. If I had a DD size chest and money I didn't earn, yeah I might be the same as them. Have you ever watch Big Rich Texas? These women are teaching their daughters how to be nasty, mean bitches. One girl is a drunk and her mother is okay with this. I would love to party with my daughter, but she has to work and so do I. Must be nice.
Stop watching 16 and pregnant. I was a teen mom, where was my spot light? Unfortunately, I married the bastard that got me pregnant. If you want to stop teens from having babies, give them condoms, put the girls on birth control. You are not going to stop it, don't show it on T.V. don't glamorize it. I would love to find the creator of that show, put them in a minimum wage job, saddle them with a kid and say you are on your own. WTF.
Mitt Romney, go the fuck away. You twist the simplest thing into a political spin that people like me are just sick and tired of hearing. You want to do some good, donate all your money to the Salvation Army, then leave. How in the hell do you get away with all of the shit you say? You are a Moron, oops I did it again, I mean Mormon. You should walk around with a roll of toilet paper, because it must be your ass talking, your mouth knows better. Get over the fact that you will not get elected. Even the speaker of the house John Boehner don't like you. On top of everything he has a better tan than I do. Probably has a tanning bed on his bus that cost about $3000.00 to go from town to town. Get off my highway.
I am fat, get over it. I don't wear a size 0, I don't binge and purge, I don't eat tofu and I like steak. I eat veggies and go to the gym. If you don't like the way I look, Dial 1-900-EAT-SHIT, this way you can pay me to tell me what you think about me. I understand that we are a fast food nation, I can make food fast at home. Do not tell me I cant have my vices. Well I have bored you enough with my rants.
Disclaimer: This is only my opinion, and remember Laugh at me, Everyone else does.
