Why Don't They Get It?

Why don't the people who friend request you on facebook get it when you don't accept their request. The answer should be obvious but they keep on sending too you. I went as far as telling them stop contacting me or I will hunt you down and blow up your computer. What the hell. Now I will friend request, but if I don't get a reply or acceptance, I didn't want to be your friend anyway. I just wanted you to be someone to play poker and send me chips.
If you call someone, and they don't answer. Do not blow up their phone with text messages. If they don't answer the phone, they are not going to answer the text either. Get over it, they don't want to talk to you right now. You are not that important. I've got better things to do. Thanks but just go away. (I'm not that rude, much)
Why don't they get it about skinny jeans. I am wondering why people insist on wearing them. Okay, I could see if they made you look skinny, but the people who wear them are far from it. Lets just say Mushroom top and be done with that. Can you imagine a girl asking her guy "Do these jeans look okay?" How is a guy to respond if her legs look great but above the hips looks like a nuclear explosion just took place. And guys, I am so sorry to say, as a woman, you wearing them does nothing for me. I like a man in a pair of blue jeans that fit just right and show off the best side of a man. (if you don't get it ask any woman about it)
On the subject of clothing, wearing pants with something written on the ass is just stupid. Why don't they get it? I have seen sayings like princess, hottie, sweet. The one that got me was Holla At Me. I so wanted to really scream at this girl. That's what her pants told me to do. "Why don't you get it? You look stupid, your not hot and shouldn't be wearing pants like that." but I didn't. (my friend wouldn't let me be rude)
I am no fashionista if that is even how it is spelled. I could use some tips on how to dress. I am a blue jean and tee-shirt or tank top kinda girl.(although the tanks don't look so good right now) I can get dressed up and look good if I need too or trying to impress my husband.(not that I need to impress him) How do you dress in today's society, what is acceptable? For men its easy. For women you are too far left or too far right. Some women just don't care. (in other words, show everything and hope you don't get assaulted) Girls just remember to keep the sisters in check. Confine them to their proper place. Cleavage is okay to a point, too much and you are just asking some guy to try and score two points by throwing peanuts or beer caps down your front.(you know you cant take the child out of man no matter how hard you try)
Why don't they get that they don't need to be on every social network known to man. If you really want to meet someone. Get off your damn computer and go outside. If by chance you meet someone from online, have an exit plan in place. Before I met my husband 11 yrs ago, I tried online dating. There were some nice guys, but we didn't click. Then the duds. They looked nothing like the pic they posted that was from 1984. If you thought they seemed okay online, the first face to face would tell you the rest of their life. One guy, looked nothing like his pic. We met for coffee, and the first question out of his mouth was."Are those real?" as he stared at my chest. I said "Why yes they are, are your balls real or are they fake?" as I walked away. Oh did I mention that his pic showed a slim young man, the person who showed up was about 60lbs overweight and wore sweatpants and looked like his face had been run over by a international harvester. I don't know about you, but if they seem too good to be true online, it means they are far from being too good.

Final note on this. There are so many, Why don't they get it? What is your Why don't they get it? I could sit here all day and write about it, but then, its a nice day and my dog needs a walk. Just remember, your day would be so much better if you, Laugh at me everyone else does

Starting Over (for the umpteenth time)

Here is where I start the new year. Lets start with the three decisions I have made as of today. (no they are not new-years resolutions) First, I decided to go to school after 16 years. Second, quit smoking. (have patch,will travel) Last but not least, lose weight. Now some might say this is an impossible task. I have been told I am taking on too much to start, and one person says I am going to be a total bitch trying to do all three.(she shall remain nameless at this time)I already am a bitch so that don't matter to me. Maybe they are right. I have a habit of starting things and not following threw, but I am hoping by sharing some laughs along the way may help me keep this going. So here we go, and remember, Laugh at me everyone else does.

I made a choice to go back to school and take a totally different career path. I have worked in gas stations, restaurants, factories, and God know what else. This is almost out in left field. I am looking into going to school for Radiology. It is one step to what I really want to do. More on that later. Anyhow I think that this might be a good thing for me. I lack direction right now and school seems to be a good fit for me. Right now its information gathering, but going to admissions on Tuesday to find out what I need to do. (trying not to be neurotic about the whole thing) I don't want to panic before I have to panic. I probably will have a panic attack before too long. Its not pretty. I swear at people and throw things and call little old ladies unspeakable names.(especially if they are driving in front of me, I want to run them over) I.H.S.F.P.

I am also about to embark on the smoke-free journey. I am 47 yrs old and have smoked at least if not more than three quarters of my life.(I figure if I quit, I can be around long enough to drive my grandchildren nuts) I'm not quitting because my doctor told me to, or because of peer pressure. Its because I am so sick of my mother-in-law telling me that I should quit because of the money and my health.(I love her but she can be a pain sometimes,and in this case she is mostly right but don't tell her that) I am quitting because I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. Quitting is the only choice right now. I want to wake up and be able to breath. I usually just wake up and cough up a lung. (great way to start a day). Stay tuned, I might have a complete breakdown before all is said and done. I don't put aside becoming homicidal at any point in time.(I wont kill, but I might maim someone) Cant take all my fun.
How the hell did I gain 40lbs in eight years. I use to weight 125lbs. (do not state the obvious)The B.M.I (for those who don't know what that is Body Mass Index) is telling me I am obese. I am at 33% B.M.I. That makes me 35 lbs over weight. (red hair and round body just don't go together.) I don't like the way I look, so it is time to change it. I want to be in a size 6 again. (4 would be better) but 6 is good. I am in a size 11/12. I do know what to do but, if anyone has helpful hints, they would be appreciated. (need all the help I can get) At one point in my life I looked good. Need to get that back. (If I look better I will feel better, I hope)
So I have this to ask. Am I crazy? Its best not to answer right now. I will ask in about 2 weeks when I think everything will fall apart.
Okay, I have a direction to go, I can get to where I want to go. I have the brains, I have support.(do I sound convincing?)