Saturday, December 31, 2011

Why Don't They Get It?

Why don't the people who friend request you on facebook get it when you don't accept their request. The answer should be obvious but they keep on sending too you. I went as far as telling them stop contacting me or I will hunt you down and blow up your computer. What the hell. Now I will friend request, but if I don't get a reply or acceptance, I didn't want to be your friend anyway. I just wanted you to be someone to play poker and send me chips.
If you call someone, and they don't answer. Do not blow up their phone with text messages. If they don't answer the phone, they are not going to answer the text either. Get over it, they don't want to talk to you right now. You are not that important. I've got better things to do. Thanks but just go away. (I'm not that rude, much)
Why don't they get it about skinny jeans. I am wondering why people insist on wearing them. Okay, I could see if they made you look skinny, but the people who wear them are far from it. Lets just say Mushroom top and be done with that. Can you imagine a girl asking her guy "Do these jeans look okay?" How is a guy to respond if her legs look great but above the hips looks like a nuclear explosion just took place. And guys, I am so sorry to say, as a woman, you wearing them does nothing for me. I like a man in a pair of blue jeans that fit just right and show off the best side of a man. (if you don't get it ask any woman about it)
On the subject of clothing, wearing pants with something written on the ass is just stupid. Why don't they get it? I have seen sayings like princess, hottie, sweet. The one that got me was Holla At Me. I so wanted to really scream at this girl. That's what her pants told me to do. "Why don't you get it? You look stupid, your not hot and shouldn't be wearing pants like that." but I didn't. (my friend wouldn't let me be rude)
I am no fashionista if that is even how it is spelled. I could use some tips on how to dress. I am a blue jean and tee-shirt or tank top kinda girl.(although the tanks don't look so good right now) I can get dressed up and look good if I need too or trying to impress my husband.(not that I need to impress him) How do you dress in today's society, what is acceptable? For men its easy. For women you are too far left or too far right. Some women just don't care. (in other words, show everything and hope you don't get assaulted) Girls just remember to keep the sisters in check. Confine them to their proper place. Cleavage is okay to a point, too much and you are just asking some guy to try and score two points by throwing peanuts or beer caps down your front.(you know you cant take the child out of man no matter how hard you try)
Why don't they get that they don't need to be on every social network known to man. If you really want to meet someone. Get off your damn computer and go outside. If by chance you meet someone from online, have an exit plan in place. Before I met my husband 11 yrs ago, I tried online dating. There were some nice guys, but we didn't click. Then the duds. They looked nothing like the pic they posted that was from 1984. If you thought they seemed okay online, the first face to face would tell you the rest of their life. One guy, looked nothing like his pic. We met for coffee, and the first question out of his mouth was."Are those real?" as he stared at my chest. I said "Why yes they are, are your balls real or are they fake?" as I walked away. Oh did I mention that his pic showed a slim young man, the person who showed up was about 60lbs overweight and wore sweatpants and looked like his face had been run over by a international harvester. I don't know about you, but if they seem too good to be true online, it means they are far from being too good.

Final note on this. There are so many, Why don't they get it? What is your Why don't they get it? I could sit here all day and write about it, but then, its a nice day and my dog needs a walk. Just remember, your day would be so much better if you, Laugh at me everyone else does

2 comments:

  1. This is a brilliant Blog! Please continue!!!!

    My Beef... If I say I cannot stay for dinner as I must attend to my dogs, this is not an excuse! The dogs will not hold their poo in, nor should they have to. When I say it's time to leave I am not being rude, I am being responsible. (thanks)

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  2. There is one success story that I can tell you about in regards to online dating...I met him in March of 2000 on Gay.com, started seeing him regularly, and in 2001 we moved in together. You know him, you're going to be at my wedding to him in 2012. Yes, I am talking about Dan.

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